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Feels like Jorts
Peels off when the eye-rolls start — or right before it becomes cool again
Comes with a mini book and backdrop because why stop at sacrilegious when you can go full-blown altar of irony
Absolutely
Emotional Support Bunnies: Because who needs therapy when you’ve got a squad of tiny fluffballs programmed to ignore your problems and look cute doing it
Squishy Bigfoot BFF ODDVAULT Feels like JortsSix inches of squishy cryptid chill, here to vibe all your stress into the void. Bigfoots not running hes relaxing, and now hes your emotional support swamp daddy. Squeeze him, hug him, ditch your responsibilities and disappear into the woods together.