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a believer in extraterrestrial life
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components
This black unisex tee features a front placeholder “band logo” and a full back tour list — except instead of major cities
Made from a soft
Effective Immediately Guillotine Shirt, Dark Political Satire Tee, Anti-Corporate Resignation Core Size:3XL a believer in extraterrestrial lifeWelcome to the performance review. Its clean. Its grim. Its got French Revolution energy with a very 2020s flavor of corporate hellscape and late stage gerontocracy. This minimalist guillotine graphic, paired with the cold corporate phrase Effective immediately, says everything without saying much at all. Is it about mass layoffs via Zoom? Is it about politicians who wont retire even when their souls already did? Yes. Its both. Its late stage
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