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Silhouette: Fitted with ruched hip detail for a flattering shape

Comfort Classics Why not reach for LBDs that deliver comfort and chic in equal measure

The notorious dress, under natural lighting conditions, is unambiguously black and blue, for (almost) everyone who saw it in person, or in other photographs

It has to be polished enough for grown up events- like religious services and funerals (oh, being a grown up is so sexy sometimes)- but also somehow festive at the same time so you can accessorize it for more glamorous occasions like cocktail parties or even a big night out where dancing (potentially on tables) is involved But you know, in a mature way

How come I can turn on the TV in Scotland and watch Christy Turlington washing her little face with three kinds of Camay soap