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Garruk, Unleashed

(Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Creature - Knight Phyrexian Viral Drake Flying Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) : Proliferate

Quicken, Teferi, Time Raveler, and Valley Floodcaller all break the timing restriction open for sorceries and let them operate at instant speed

He gets more than he bargained for when he meets Princess Ashe, the sole surviving heir to the Dalmascan throne, thought dead since the war

Draw two cards unless target opponent sacrifices a creature, or something like that