Main Deck 60 Guardian Eatos X WIND Level 8 [ Fairy / Effect ] ATK 2500 DEF 2000 If you have no monsters in your GY, you can Special Summon this card (from your hand)
Can't tangle with Tas/Goyf/Rhino either) Multicolored Wilt-Leaf Liege Keranos, God of Storms Olivia Voldaren Fulminator Mage Sigarda, Host of Herons Honorable mention: Sphinx's Revelation It's a trap!: Abrupt Decay (Not only does this fail the "don't out-efficiency Abzan test", but it doesn't even hit Rhino, Tas, or manlands) Colorless Batterskull Relic of Progenitus Karn, Liberated Etched Champion Spellskite Honorable mention: Sundering Titan It's a trap!: Wurmcoil Engine (Tron's anti-Jund allstar, but the Path weakness is just so glaring
And unlike similar cards, the Special Summon is permanent and has no restrictions on what the monsters can do they dont go away at the end of the turn, they can attack right away, and you can use them for whatever you want
Creature - Dinosaur Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might Trample If a red source you control would deal an amount of noncombat damage less than Ojer Axonil's power to an opponent, that source deals damage equal to Ojer Axonil's power instead
You might want to ensure your opening hand has more removal than usual, or perhaps you're looking for ways to outpace a slower deck